Celebrity Death Match...
BOTS vs. SUSAN SAINT JAMES
OK, I don't have a real picture to go with this because it all happened so fast, but this is the first time I've had to be a BOTS to a "celebrity".
I was waiting on line at the Barnes and Noble on 46th and 5th when this woman came down the line saying, "Excuse me" over and over again to each person. I must note that I felt that she was saying it rudely. She brushed past me (I was second in line) and cut off the line. There were no available registers and the register watcher who tells you where to go said, "Miss, the line starts back there." She said (very annoyedly), "I just paid and this is setting off the alarms." I KNEW I knew that voice and when I looked closely, I saw that it was Susan Saint James herself! I love her! Kate and Allie! MacMillan and Wife! "You'll have to wait just a moment," the register watcher said. I was so excited! I have no idea why. I wanted to say, "I loved Kate and Allie!" but knew that would be really weird, so I just kept my trap shut and watched her.
Then, the register watcher said to the man in front of me, "Next register down to your right." The guy took off and SSJ said, "EXCUSE ME, I need to leave and can't because the security alarm is going off!" The next register opened up and I started toward it (I admit, I was nervous!). SSJ turned to me and said, "I need to see this person before you." and cut me off! The register watcher was no help at all. I replied, "I understand that, but you don't have to be so rude about it, no matter who you are!" and I let her go ahead.
B!tch didn't even give me a second look. I ended up going to the register beside her and she was all huffy and tapping her foot impatiently. She finally got her sh!t taken care of and stomped off. What a b!tch!
I still love her though!
I'll do better with the quickness of the camera phone next time! For anyone who gives a sh!t, she was wearing high-waisted jeans, a tee shirt, no makeup, and a fake a$$ Prada bag with a little teddybear on a keychain attached to it. I was like, "Nice teddybear b!tch!" but then I remembered that her son, Teddy, was killed in a horrible plane accident and felt bad. Not bad enough to not post this, but bad.