Friday, November 09, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Jesus, No Smoking, B!tch, I Heart NY...
I googled "B!tch On The Street" for an image and this one came up. I felt it was totally in line with what BOTS is all about.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Engagement is Weird...
Calling someone your "fiance" is really strange. I don't want to turn BOTS into a venue for my complaints about engagement woes, but it may very well happen. People are sooooo weird.
Here's a scene from work when I first came in with the ring (remember, I'm at a new job now so I don't know these people very well).
Boss Man: Is that a new bauble? (he really said bauble too)
Boss Man: Am I to understand that it's an engagement ring?
Annoying Female Snoopy Co-Worker: OH MY GAWD! You got engaged and you didn't tell anyone???
Kat: Um, well, I didn't want to run in and scream, "I'm engaged everyone!"
Boss Man: Hmmmm....so, you'll need vacation time for a honeymoon. And then come the babies....
Then he walked away muttering.
I think I'm in for quite a ride kids! And we haven't even picked a date yet!
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Hey guys! Sorry it's been so long, but we're busy chickies!
I took this picture this morning of a Pole Hog. A Pole Hog is a person who leans their whole body against a pole in the subway so that no one else can hold on to it. That sh!t don't fly during rush hour. I normally just wriggle my hand around the pole anyway, digging into the hog's back along the way. They get the hint eventually. Sometimes, however, I don't feel good about touching any part of the hog (you never know where people have been) so I stand there balancing and cursing them.
Today, I saw this hog and went to hold the pole. He was leaning so hard on it, that I couldn't even wriggle on. I said, "Excuse me!" He ignored me (typical). I mumbled something about all the a$$holes that ride the subways. Then, I took his picture as an example for the rest. Don't be a Pole Hog people! Or BOTS will call your s$$ out!
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Kat did it..
That beyatch went and got engaged on me! *sigh* Another one bites the dust. I also started a new job and life outside of the blogging world all the sudden got very complicated. They're both great things - not so great for blogging though. We'll try to post as much as we can and will hopefully get back in the groove soon!
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
I freely admit that but even I wouldn't go so far as to walk out of the house in rollers. Ok, let's be real I would never take the time to put rollers in my hair in the first place but that's besides the point. This woman got on my train the other day. Now if you're wondering if she was put together otherwise - well not even close. The b!tch was wearing black leggings and a black shirt (under her white coat) covered and I do mean completely covered in cat hair! I mean she seemed normal otherwise, just reading a paper with the rest of the rat race but seriously take care of your hair before you walk out the door! Unfortunately you can't see the one on top of her head too well but that was by far my favorite! I was starting to wonder if she was doing a story for some magazine like let's see how many people will tell her she left some rollers in but they usually use models for that sh!t and she definitely wasn't. Plus there were no photogrpahers lurking about. Ahhh only in NYC kids!