Sniffles McGhee...
Today I rode the train with a sniffler. You know the ones...sniffling all over the place, but not blowing their noses. Now, I've been in a situation where I really needed a tissue, but didn't have one. I would have been GRATEFUL if someone had offered me one...
Remembering that, I very kindly said, "Sir, would you like a tissue?"
He said, "No, I'm good."
But the sniffling kept up.
I again offered, "Really, I have a clean pack of Kleenex right here."
"Nah," he said.
You may recall from past posts that I gag easily. Well, the next thing Sniffles did made me gag. Instead of taking a Kleenex and doing the right thing, he sucked his snot in really hard like he was working up a loogie. I just gagged while typing this. I did not hide my disgust (how could I? I literally had to cover my mouth and gag!) and he said, "Oh, my bad. That was nasty."
I nodded at him and then stood up to go to the other end of the car.
People! When someone offers your snotty a$$ a tissue, take it!
I'm going to go barf now.
9 Comments:
wtf? i'm really surprised he even noticed that you gagged out...shiver
Oh, I am so glad I read this right as I'm on my way out the door for lunch... GUH-ROSSSSSSS!
OHHH no he didnt!!!!!!!! that's JUST wrong..take the f*king tissue you gross motherf*ker. I hate these kind of people
carmie
EWWWWWWWW! That story just made me gag. I hate that.
Oh my God, that is terrible! Any normal person would have taken the tissue. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FREAKS IN THIS CITY?
Yuck!
YOu made me guffaw with your gag-thing...so funny.
Just.Gagged...
About 3 times.
And now I'm nauceous.
I shared a cubicle with a guy at work who did the same thing every day while eating his lunch. And by "the same thing", I mean the loogie deal.
On the day he filed his resignation, I got drunk. Best day of my life this far.
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