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B!tch on the Street

Days and nights in New York City are tough enough without having to deal with all the sh!t this city dishes up. B!tch on the Street tells the tale of two ladies making their way through this crazy town...one freak at a time.

Thursday, February 09, 2006


Last night I went out for dinner and drinks with Pookie, Carmie and some other crazy friends (Wednesday is the new Thursday, you know). As Pook, Carm and I walked to the restaurant, we were stopped at an intersection for a red light. We all noticed this poor woman desperately trying to hail a cab. You can't see it here, but in addition to all of her bags, she had a rolling suitcase.

Right before our eyes, we saw a cab pull over for her. This is nothing short of a miracle because it was rush hour and it was a$$ biting cold out. Suddenly, a man darted across the traffic on the other side of the street and GOT IN HER CAB! We all gasped at what this d!ck had done. Carmie said, "Get your phone! This should go on BOTS!" How right she was!

The woman opened the cab door (as you see here) and said, "This is my cab!" The guy said, "Not anymore!" I said, "That's cold buddy!" and Pookie said, "LOSER!!!" Carmie said, "Nice! What a gentleman!" Of course, he didn't care, the woman shut the door and the cab took off into the night.

It's a shame we didn't get his picture, but we did get his victim. After all of this, we moved across the street leaving her behind. Hey, life is tough here. Unfortunately, it's made all the tougher by a$$holes like that guy!


At 12:06 PM, Blogger Bob said...

Makes me want to grab him by the back of the neck and toss him from the cab.

At 2:43 PM, Blogger markus said...

let's hope his cab did the "drivearound" and cost him an extra few bucks... at the very least.

At 4:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL...what a night it was..:-)

At 5:10 PM, Blogger Kelly said...

What an ass.

At 5:58 PM, Blogger brendalove@gmail.com said...

the cab driver should have kicked his ass out.

At 7:14 PM, Blogger Joe said...

What the hell is wrong with people? I'm constantly amazed at men who rush to subway seats so women can't sit, or who bump people out of the way to get to where they're going. It's just sad.

At 8:11 PM, Blogger Liz said...

What? You let this happen? The BOTS didn't grab him, rough him up, and toss his ass on the street?

I think that's how it should've happened... or at least how it should've been written up!

At 11:24 PM, Anonymous Hope said...

I hope karma bites him on the a$$. He would have rode off in the cab with spit on his face.

At 9:00 AM, Blogger GetFlix said...

He was late for his pedicure! You BOTS are hard on those metrosexuals!

At 7:56 AM, Blogger starbender said...

How Rude!

At 12:24 PM, Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

What an assholio.

He just got himself a first class ticket on the karma train.


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