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B!tch on the Street

Days and nights in New York City are tough enough without having to deal with all the sh!t this city dishes up. B!tch on the Street tells the tale of two ladies making their way through this crazy town...one freak at a time.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

B!tches We Hate...

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Oh how we hate her! Ever since we first saw her on "Party of Five", which Pookie and I both loved back in the day, we've hated "Love" (which is what she claims her friends call her). Her goody-two-shoes, nicey-nice look and persona really tick us off. She's not very talented at all. Remember when she got her own spin off show from PO5? It blew. And so does she. She should have married Carson Daly when she had the chance and they could have ended up the most annoying couple ever.

Last season on "Punk'd" they got Jennifer. They had her go in to a fake producer's office and discuss a new role that he felt she would be perfect for. He told her that Brad Pitt had already signed on as the male lead, and that they wanted her for the female lead. She actually believed it! Come on, Love! Like you'll EVER be in a movie with A-listers. Then, the producer told her he had some gambling debts and some thugs showed up. She actually sat there and cried. What a loser!

She also ruined Audrey Hepburn in her lame role playing the starlet. Audrey was rolling over in her grave, I'm sure.

Sorry J-Love, but you are a b!tch we hate.

9 Comments:

At 3:29 PM, Blogger Laurie said...

Let us NOT forget Ghost Whisperer. She looks like she has to take an enormous shit the ENTIRE show. It's painful.

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

Peter, Paul and MARY. I second that.

 
At 4:08 PM, Blogger Liz said...

I hate her too... I hate Neve Campbell more, but Neve was good enough to do us all a favor and drop totally off the radar... "Love" on the other hand just won't die... The apocalyptic nuclear war could happen and all that would be left would be cockroaches and J. Love!

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger jay-cawk said...

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/25/jennifer_love_hewitt_may_pose.html

if i was not gay before i know if my eyes were to behold such a sight i would grow flaccid and search for the nearest gay bar...

 
At 5:13 PM, Blogger Kelly said...

Couldn't agree MORE!

 
At 8:32 PM, Blogger v said...

stop badmouthing my future wife

 
At 11:36 AM, Blogger Christie said...

ugh I cannot stand her!

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger SarahReznor said...

I HATE HER! my sister and i used to watch party of 5 and we hated her so much! the only thing she did that was half cool was 'i know what you did last summer'.

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger markus said...

holy hell! i just caught some of that audrey movie last night... wretched!

 

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