Oh Sweetie....Who Told You That Looked Good?
Lately I've been noticing a LOT of men wearing toupees. What is up with that???? Today I saw the sweetest old man on the train. He was about 80, I would guess, and he was wearing a little cardigan and cap. So cute! When he sat down, he took off the cap and out came...his rug! He spent the rest of the ride adjusting it. The saddest part was that he looked so happy with himself. Like, "They'll never know this isn't my real hair!".
Who lets these people out of the house like that? Don't they have any friends and/or family who can tell them the truth....it looks AWFUL!
People, I implore you, stop the use of toupees. They are nasty and never look good...no matter what you think!
Help the baldies everywhere...rid the world of toupees!