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B!tch on the Street

Days and nights in New York City are tough enough without having to deal with all the sh!t this city dishes up. B!tch on the Street tells the tale of two ladies making their way through this crazy town...one freak at a time.

Friday, November 11, 2005

B!tches We Hate...


Celine Dion

Oh Lord, where do I begin? Celine is probably one of the most annoying people on the face of this earth. Her voice (nice accent b!tch!...you're from CANADA...French Canada or not, come on!), her warbling notes ("neeeeearrr, faaaarrrrr, whereeeeeever you arrrrrrre..."), her face (even after all that dental work and plucking), her hair (I don't even know if she really HAS hair), her hideous wardrobe, and last, and certainly not least, her husband/father. That is just so WRONG!

Now she's talking about cloning another poor child! She shouldn't be allowed to do this until she cuts the first one's hair!

We HATE you Celine. It's nothing personal really, it's just you!

10 Comments:

At 4:33 PM, Blogger Kelly said...

She looks like a horse.
That's all I have got to contribute to the Celine bashing. Kat has basically covered it all!

 
At 5:52 PM, Blogger Marcia said...

I feel really sorry for her child. And the word on the street is that she wants another one. God help us all!

 
At 8:17 PM, Blogger Liz said...

The cloning must be stopped! ONE CHILD with 50% Celine genes and 50% Husband/father genes is WAAAAAAY MORE than enough!!!

 
At 11:22 PM, Blogger GetFlix said...

Way over the top self-value vs. actual talent. Husband is way scary.

 
At 9:20 AM, Anonymous Kat Sans Hat said...

Good work, BOTS. Celine is VILE.

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger SarahReznor said...

I hate that screeching anorexic grandfather complex-ed bitch… I love this blog!

 
At 6:04 PM, Anonymous Illegally Blonde said...

I agree! She's bloody annoying, and I can't even pinpoint WHY! Isn't she just like your mum dressed up in whore gear trying to be hot?

 
At 11:48 AM, Blogger jay-cawk said...

kelly... hilarious as when ever someone brings up celines name my immediate response is "that horse face cow".
she embarasses me as a canadian.

 
At 1:55 PM, Blogger Michael K said...

OMG no! I love this bitch! She is insane! She is honestly, amazingly crazy!

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger Jolie Etta said...

Just when you thought it could not get any worse!!!! She looks like a man!

 

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