You Selfish Fvcks!
Oh, we are so mad! How can there be a transit strike? The union spokesperson says, "Transit workers are tired of being underappreciated and disrespected."
Guess what, asshole? We're tired of it too. We're tired of dirty, smelly subways. We're tired of garbage all over our stations. We're tired of busses that don't show up when they're supposed to. We're tired of express trains that take longer than local trains to get us to where we need to go. We're tired of conductors who mumble announcements. We're tired of transit workers who are totally not helpful. But most of all, we're tired of paying $2.00 to get this sh!tty service.
How dare you selfish fvckers go on strike? 5 days before Christmas, no less.
So the MTA has a $1 billion surplus. And you want some of the action. So do we! How about putting the fare back down to $1.50?
So you want to retire at 50. Who doesn't? I have to wait until I'm 62...you should too.
So you want a guarantee of a 28% raise over the next three years. Yeah, me too. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN...for me or you.
So you don't want to pay for medical benefits. Me either, but I do.
I had to walk 20 blocks today. 20 BLOCKS! And...it's 20 fvcking degrees outside.
Thanks....for nothing...as usual.