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B!tch on the Street

Days and nights in New York City are tough enough without having to deal with all the sh!t this city dishes up. B!tch on the Street tells the tale of two ladies making their way through this crazy town...one freak at a time.

Friday, December 16, 2005

B!tches We Hate...

Tyra Banks

We've never been a huge fan of Tyra, or cared much about her at all. However, once America's Next Top Model started, so did our hatred. Tyra is such an idiot. She tries to be all down-home, girl-next-door, but she's really just a b!tch. She thrives on judging these little air head girls and ripping their little modeling hearts out. Remember when she screamed at that one girl who didn't "try hard enough" but she was from the straight up ghetto (I'm talking south, south Bronx) and really didn't know better? What a supreme hater Tyra is! Maybe she should have tried to school the girl instead of calling her out all nastily.

I enjoy seeing the E! True Hollywood Story about her when they show her as an awkward teen. She was really tall and skinny and looked like an alien. Tyra claims that this time in her life was terrible because other kids (and even adults) made fun of how she looked. Oh boo hoo you stupid b!tch! You're rich now!

For me, the hatred got to the next level with Tyra when her talk show started. What a piece of sh!t show. Jenny Jones was better than this b!tch! The best (read: worst) episode I've seen is the one where Tyra donned a fat suit to show the world how we discriminate against large members of society. Then, the clincher, she brought in REAL fat women and sat there and cried to them about how hard it was for her to go through that. HELLO!!! YOU were able to take the fat suit off....they weren't! Again, all we can say is what a b!tch. That's why Tyra is a B!tch We Hate!

9 Comments:

At 11:19 AM, Blogger Slutbag said...

i like watching the show for the pure fact of finding more things to hate about her. and i have now choice. its on during my lunch break

 
At 11:36 AM, Blogger jay-cawk said...

mixed emotions. tyra drives me crazy. antm i have a very odd and guilty fascination for. its sad but true. her talk show on the other hand... um no. what was with the drag queens impersonating her. an hour of that shit is mental.

 
At 12:11 PM, Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

Even coming from someone who (gasp) kinda likes Tyra, I knew that show was nothing more than supermodels asking eachother how hard it is to jockey for the cover page. NO ONE CARES! You're not Oprah so don't try and do the yell-y announc-y thing she does!

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger blog Portland said...

I was reading an article about Tyra Banks dishing on some girl who has slept with Jay-Z and other famous guys, and the girl retaliated with some interesting stories. Tyra sleeping her way to the top, partaking in orgies, and so on.

I think the only way possible way to enjoy her is if she doesn't speak. And that's only if you have a penis.

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger Liz said...

I don't like Tyra or her five-head... it's a good thing that Naomi Campbell will be killing her ass soon for all that bullshit that she said earlier this year!

 
At 3:51 AM, Blogger Marnsickle said...

Jenny Jones was waaaay better than Tyra could ever be and that show was still shitty.

 
At 1:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fat ladies should have bitch slapped and comforted her. My favorite is the one when she trys to tell america that her boobs are real...tell me WHO GIVES A RATS ASSSSSSSSSSSS
Carmie

 
At 2:31 PM, Anonymous Kat said...

I love Tyra. I can't help it. But I do hate her hair color on ANTM!

 
At 2:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my goodness. i'm just surfing your site and liked it alot so far but with this entry i have fallen in love. I can't stand that little monkey face. Something is seriously wrong with her. Jenny Jones! Jenny jones! she was the bomb! compared to Tyra. At least she was real! Tyra is so fake it is sad. she's the new style, perfect combo black/white girl bitch. Is she cancelled yet? I don't know i fortunatley got a job and have to work (which i would rather do than watch her talk show).

 

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