Today I was on the train and some b!tch kept coughing and sniffling all up in my grill. What the fvck? Cover your mouth, b!tch! She was just letting loose all over the place. I watched 2 people that were sitting beside her get up and move because of her germy ass.
So after she sneezed for like the 10th time and sniffled all grossly, I finally said, "Do you need a tissue?" She sniffed and said, "No." Not "no, thanks", just "no".
Because of that I said, "Maybe if you used tissues, you wouldn't be spreading your illness all over everyone else.
She said, "Fvck you."
I said, "You too. Merry Fvcking Christmas."
Then I got off at my stop.