B!tches We Hate...
People who make us say, "Happy Holidays!" instead of "Merry Christmas!", "Happy Hanukkah!" or "Happy Kwaanza!" or "Festivus for the Restofus!".
I was inspired by Utter Wonder today. All month people have been saying, "Enjoy your holiday!" or "Happy Holidays!" And if they dare slip and say "Christmas" everyone gasps! What if they don't celebrate Christmas? So what! Can't you be merry on Christmas day even if you don't celebrate J to the mutha fvckin' C?
Whip out the old, "Merry Christmas!" b!tches! You know you want to!!!!
Sometimes, we are too caught up in political correctness.
UPDATE: We are so cutting edge, we report the news first. Then these kids pick up on it.