Happy Fvcking Halloween B!tches!

I know...it's been too long...

But, Happy Halloween anyway!

Once again it's gorgeous in NYC and the parade is calling my name!

Hope you get your tricks and treats!

Why I love New York

It seriously doesn't get any better than this folks. Everyone has a gimmick right? I see this guy all the time on my frequent trips downtown. He sells bags - one of about 5 guys in a two block radius that is hawking bags on the street. So I guess in order to beat the competition he came up with the idea of giving a 'lil something for free with purchase. Almost like getting a Clinique or Lancome bonus free with purchase! Seriously the sign speaks for itself - I didn't even have to write anything! I will say that I love the specification of No Men!! LOL

Cell Phone Abusers

Yeah I know that we’ve posted about this before but some people just don’t know the proper etiquette when it comes to using cell phones. No one wants to hear other people talking loudly on their cell phone during their commute home. Seriously, I don’t care what you’re having for dinner, who hasn’t paid what bill, who’s cheating on whom, whether or not your dog has been walked or if your kid came home on time last night! It constantly amazes me that people will give the intimate details of their lives in front of dozens of people. These people need to keep in mind that YOU ARE NOT AT HOME! People can HEAR you! To illustrate my point I’ve included two typical cell phone abusers. The first b!tch with the blacked out face was loudly talking about her plans for the evening how this one guy keeps canceling on her and she doesn’t know why. She then proceeds to tell the person that she’s talking to that she’s in her car on the way home – what? B!tch you are no where near your car! Maybe the that guy keeps canceling on you because you’re a fvcking liar! The next picture is of a woman who was in front of me while I was getting my morning coffee. I hear all about the DNA testing that is being done on her grandson to find out who the baby daddy is! Ummm seriously TMI!!