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B!tch on the Street

Days and nights in New York City are tough enough without having to deal with all the sh!t this city dishes up. B!tch on the Street tells the tale of two ladies making their way through this crazy town...one freak at a time.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I'm lazy

I freely admit that but even I wouldn't go so far as to walk out of the house in rollers. Ok, let's be real I would never take the time to put rollers in my hair in the first place but that's besides the point. This woman got on my train the other day. Now if you're wondering if she was put together otherwise - well not even close. The b!tch was wearing black leggings and a black shirt (under her white coat) covered and I do mean completely covered in cat hair! I mean she seemed normal otherwise, just reading a paper with the rest of the rat race but seriously take care of your hair before you walk out the door! Unfortunately you can't see the one on top of her head too well but that was by far my favorite! I was starting to wonder if she was doing a story for some magazine like let's see how many people will tell her she left some rollers in but they usually use models for that sh!t and she definitely wasn't. Plus there were no photogrpahers lurking about. Ahhh only in NYC kids!

Monday, December 11, 2006

B!tches We Hate...

People who make us say, "Happy Holidays!" instead of "Merry Christmas!", "Happy Hanukkah!" or "Happy Kwaanza!" or "Festivus for the Restofus!".

I was inspired by Utter Wonder today. All month people have been saying, "Enjoy your holiday!" or "Happy Holidays!" And if they dare slip and say "Christmas" everyone gasps! What if they don't celebrate Christmas? So what! Can't you be merry on Christmas day even if you don't celebrate J to the mutha fvckin' C?

Whip out the old, "Merry Christmas!" b!tches! You know you want to!!!!

Sometimes, we are too caught up in political correctness.

UPDATE: We are so cutting edge, we report the news first. Then these kids pick up on it.