In Fourteen Hundred Ninety Two....
This bitch sailed the ocean blue.....and he found the Caribbean (good job Chris!). However, somehow, we are celebrating his birthday to this day! I mean, the Caribbean is awesome (Jamaica has mad goods yo!), but do we really need a fake holdiday for this guy? Seriously, who has off today? School kids, some banks (the Chase on the corner here is open today) and there's no mail service today. Whoop-de-do. I'm still at work. If this were a real holiday, I'd still be snuggling with my comforter!
At least I can listen to the parade.
Happy Colombus Day ya'll!