Three Coins in a Fountain

The past few days have been just lovely here in old NYC. BOTS especially likes when one can eat their meager lunch out-of-doors. To accomodate this, many buildings arrange comfortable and scenic seating areas. Unfortunately, idiots mess it all up sometimes. Take, for example, the nice fountain I decided to sit beside for my lunch yesterday. People were seated around the entire parameter. Suddenly, some jackass kid decides to start throwing coins in the fountain. The even more of a jackass mom that was with the kid didn't even glance at him. The little shit threw so many coins, he could've gotten his ass on a bus with that money! Every time he threw, the coins splashed up the water on someone. BOTS was ready to act but some guy yelled, "Hey lady! You're kid is splashing everyone!". She grabbed the rugrat's arm and took off.

Why wasn't this little fucker in school? Who the hell knows. But heed my advice. Don't do that shit! Wishing in a dirty ass NYC fountain isn't going to get you shit anyway!