You're really not helping....

OK, I know your job sucks. I know that it's frustrating. BUT...there must be some modicum of formality involved. Don't just stand there waving at EVERYONE! I swear, I couldn't get the hand signals the bitch that was riding in this little can was giving at all. It was like playing charades with a 2 year old.

This whole UN gridlock is getting me down. Now, it's extra dangerous crossing the streets of NYC because you have to squeeze between huge busses and crazy drivers.

Traffic police....do a better job. You're just confusing everyone!

p.s. Get some cooler rides too. These little "cars" are lame. Who's going to take a pig in a box seriously?