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B!tch on the Street

Days and nights in New York City are tough enough without having to deal with all the sh!t this city dishes up. B!tch on the Street tells the tale of two ladies making their way through this crazy town...one freak at a time.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Cut that shit bitch!

OK I know I've been gone for wayyyy too long! It's not my fault (well only partially) my company in it's infinite wisdom decided to install firewalls about a month and half ago so now I can't access blogger from work - let's be real here ya'll know I was blogging way more than I was working! Don't I have a computer at home you ask? Well yes but it's been on the fritz (aka my dumb a$$ went to some site that gave me a virus) AND the A/C in my computer room broke! NYC had a really long stretch of some beyond hot weather! So anyway, no more excuses - I promise to post more reguarly! Now on to our reguarly scheduled programming....

The other day I was riding the train to work, normally I would have something to read or at the very least my iPOd but not that morning. So I was just kind of looking around and I happened to look down and see the feet of the woman standing next to me and OMG she had WHITE toenails that curved over her toes! I mean seriously this shit was nasTy! So as I'm gawking at the toe nails I happen to glance up and catch her fingernails - they were even worse! Damn I'm just about gagging typing this. That kind of stuff just skeeves me out! Now of course it's 7AM and I'm totally not on my A game and this woman
catches me staring at her nails and gives me a nasty look - can't say that I blame her as I probably had a look of complete disgust on my face. So now I start thinking that I must get pics to share with all of you. So I pulled out my phone all stealth like and snapped these two. They're not the best but you get the idea....

PS Damn blogger wouldn't let me move the pics where I wanted them to be!! Arrrggghhh

19 Comments:

At 10:45 AM, Blogger Softball Slut said...

I never did understand why you would want your toenails longer than your toe. What happens when you wear a regular shoe? Doesnt it hurt? Ugghh

 
At 11:07 AM, Blogger Fairmaiden327 said...

Pookie, Jesus I've missed you. And ewww, that is fucking foul. Thanks, my bagel came back up.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Debbie said...

That's nasty. I hate long toenails.

 
At 1:28 PM, Blogger katie-q said...

I'd like to know how she wears a shoe that isn't open toe with those things?? Gross.

 
At 1:58 PM, Blogger Liz said...

Good lord, she could go scale an icy mountain with those claws!

 
At 2:27 PM, Blogger SarahReznor said...

we missed you!!! and yeah - that's just WRONG.

 
At 3:30 PM, Blogger Kat in da Hat said...

What sites have you been looking at to give you viruses??? I told you to cut out the porn! Make it, don't watch it!

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger blog Portland said...

I personally bite my toenails before they get too long.

 
At 4:00 PM, Anonymous Kim said...

Glad to have you back!

 
At 1:47 AM, Blogger The Beltway B@stard said...

They could definitely be a crime deterrent...hell, an anything deterrent.

 
At 10:33 AM, Blogger Marcia said...

woah! What does she do in the winter? It's not like NYC is tropical and she can wear sandals year round!

 
At 11:59 AM, Blogger yllwdaisies said...

My HS English teach had fingernails that were prob at least a 4 inches long, all curved around, spiral-like.

It was junior year, & I couldn't focus in class b/c of it. But she was proud of em! (She also was morbidly obese, well over 300 lbs).

 
At 12:57 PM, Blogger Jessica said...

Why is it some people have to live their lives for no other purpose than to bring attention to themselves? Funny if you had asked her why she probably would have talked about how she's expressing herself when in reality she's trying to conform to some silly trend. I see this kind of thing all the time.

 
At 1:17 PM, Blogger FatMom said...

That is disgusting...so, so disgusting. Glad you're back, Pookie!

 
At 4:12 PM, Anonymous Summer said...

I just started reading your blogs and I would love to see more. My work recently installed firewalls also (and I am addicted to myspace) and I found a great way around it. Use a proxy server. schoolboredom.com is a good one that will access any site that has been blocked. It will limit your access, but there are hundreds of proxy servers and one must be right for you.

 
At 5:08 PM, Blogger Kat said...

It's a good thing she didn't guage your eyes out with those suckers!

 
At 2:41 AM, Blogger daionara said...

YUCK! I don't get the whole toenails thing anyway. Around here people are doing french pedicures and they look weird. Oh but there's a gal that works at Walmart with fingernails longer than that. I keep feeling like I need to tell her that the press on nails aren't really supposed to be kept at that length.

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger joy said...

I was wondering what happened to you? This hot weather nearly made me postal.

Haha, those toenails are nastyyyy.

 
At 1:08 PM, Blogger Red said...

I worked with a woman who had those toenails. I was so amazed I was nearly on the floor gawking at her feet. She loved them and was proud.
Ewwww

 

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