My daily commute takes me past a few different Starbucks. Hardly unusual as there seems to be a Starbucks on every corner these days. Yesterday, while walking past one of the many on my route I happened to glance in the window and amongst all the yuppies drinking their venti, soy, double shot lattes was a woman eating an ENTIRE watermelon. Not just a slice, not a fruit salad but an ENTIRE watermelon. My first thought was how the hell do you cut a watermelon with a plastic knife - those fvckers don't cut through shit! My second thought was that no one else seemed to think that this was strange. Not another person was giving her a second look. Is this some kind of new fad diet? You eat an entire watermelon and nothing else. So today as I'm trudging through the rain I come to the same Starbucks and there she is. The Watermelon Lady. Sitting there, reading her paper eating an ENTIRE watermelon as if it was no more unusual than having a muffin with her coffee. I know it's hard to see in this picture because it was taken in the rain through a window but this woman has absolutely NO Starbucks products at her table. Just water, a giant watermelon and plastic utensils. Of course again I was the only one who seemed to notice this! WTF?? So now I'm offically on watermelon watch! I will be checking to see if the Watermelon Lady makes another appearance. Next time I just might have to go in there and ask her about it.