***Watermelon Watch 2006***
I know you're all just dying to know if the watermelon lady was there today....YES of course she was! However there is no picture because I.FORGOT.MY.PHONE!!! Ohhh the horror - I feel naked without my phone! Not only that but the watermelon lady had some nasty ass, scraggly fake fur coat thing drapped across her shoulders and it so would have made a GREAT picture! I'm starting to think that she has actual mental problems instead of just being on some weird diet but I'm sticking with the weird diet theory becuase I don't want to be the person who pokes fun at the mentally ill. So anyway, my apologies for the lack of a picture but the watermelon lady was there, eating an ENTIRE watermelon with plastic utensils!
posted by Pookie @ 4:54 PM
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Too bad the fur was fake...you could report her to PETA and let *them* harrass the mentally ill - then just sit back and pat yourself on the back for a job well done. :)
DAMMIT! I was SO lookin' forward to an update! DAMMIT!!!! Hmmmm....I'm really wondering about her now. Does starbuck's let her sit in there???? Don't they say anything? Is she homeless? I need ANSWERS!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
picture! picture! pictire!
Damn Pookie how dare you forget your phone...don't let it happen again :-)
carmie
I miss B.O.S.!! Forgot how funny you two were! My shitty day is not so shitty now. Thanks for makin me laugh!!
Ooh, well now you went and made it all serious using words like "mental" and "ill". I'll hear what I want to hear.
It's a diet. Cuz I said so. And it's FUNNY...
I eat watermelons by the ton when they're in season... it does help you lose weight. It also makes you run to the bathroom every 17 seconds.
I wonder if there's any way to find out why she's doing this... in my Nowhere, Ohio, I could probably get away with asking her where she bought the fruit "because it looks so delicious", but I'm not sure if this would fly in NYC...
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