I am useless in the morning until I've had a cup of coffe - it's an absolute necessity. I'm usually prettty dazed and not at all in this world until I've had my coffee. So, as I was waiting on line today for my coffee at my usual place, spacing out as usual until it was my turn to fork over an obscene amount of $$ of for that shit when all the sudden I heard a sniffing noise. So now I start thinking to myself - do I smell? Is some one sniffing me?? I mean I showered so it couldn't possibly be me. Then I hear it again and I notice that the perverted old man in front of me is sniffing this blonde girl's hair! So first things first, I whip out my camera phone and try to catch him in the act..BUT the girl turned around! I definitely couldn't grab a pic then but the conversation that ensued is priceless!
Blonde Girl: Are you SNIFFING my hair?!?
Perverted Old Man: Ummm yes.
Blonde Girl: Well it's disgusting stop it!
Perverted Old Man: But it smells good.
Blonde Girl: Yes I know but stop sniffing my hair!
Perverted Old Man: Jeezz missy, it's not like I was touching you!
Blond Girl: Fvck off!
Me - I'm just giggling and waiting for the perfect time to take my picture! And then it came she turned around and I snapped this picture! Right after that he leaned in for one last, albeit quieter, sniff! You knew he wouldn't be able to resist!