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B!tch on the Street

Days and nights in New York City are tough enough without having to deal with all the sh!t this city dishes up. B!tch on the Street tells the tale of two ladies making their way through this crazy town...one freak at a time.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

No need to be embarrassed

This gentleman was sitting across from during my commute. He was reading the paper but seemed to be having a difficult time holding it. He kept shifting it around. Pages kept falling. He was making a lot of noise and of course anything that interrupts my peaceful commute is going to grab my attention. I kept thinking to myself has this man not learned how to fold a paper so that it's easier to read?? And then I caught a glimpes of a magazine behind the paper! Well now this started making a little more sense - he must have porno mag under there that he doesn't want anyone to see! What a pig reading crap like that in public! But then he finally gave up his fight with the paper...he laid the paper down on his lap and had the magazine open in plain view...what was he hiding?? I can't say for certain which one but it was definitely, without a doubt some celeb rag! I couldn't help it, I laughed out loud! The guy looked gave me a sheepish grin and shrugged his shoulders! No need to be embarassed dude we ALL read that shit! I almost told him to go checkout Dlisted but that was going to require a conversation that would cut into my peaceful commute so I just went back to reading my book.


At 12:04 AM, Blogger GetFlix said...

Maybe there was a porno mag inside the celebrity mag. Anything is possible.

At 12:50 AM, Blogger Liz said...

Oh how we all love our celeb gossip!

At 2:42 AM, Blogger Anhoni Patel said...

hehe. I'm equally embarassed of celeb rags. I don't even look at them at the newsstand - it could ruin my intellectual reputation.

At 11:35 AM, Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

Ha...how very 2006 to be hiding an US Weekly instead of a Hustler.

At 11:53 AM, Blogger neal gardner said...

He only reads them for the interviews.

At 3:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He probably stole it from his girlfriend...LOL

At 9:20 PM, Blogger v said...

hah, that was pretty funny. you should have totally plugged Dlisted.

i like how he just gave up trying to hide it, lol.

At 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is great.

At 7:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how cute is he?! haha...I can just see the lil grin and shrug...classic

At 6:10 PM, Anonymous Starshine said...

Oh my God, I didn't know you go to Dlisted :) I do, too...I guess it's more popular than I thought


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