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B!tch on the Street

Days and nights in New York City are tough enough without having to deal with all the sh!t this city dishes up. B!tch on the Street tells the tale of two ladies making their way through this crazy town...one freak at a time.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

That's the perfect place for it a$$hole!



Last night I was heading home and of course I had to wait for a train but that's another post. Anyway, this fvcker comes and has to stand about 8 inches away from so he can get a good spot to get on the train.
He then proceeds to take out a piece of gum and chomp on it obnoxiously. I just take a few steps back and try to ignore the mannerless individual but then he did something that BOTS just couldn't ignore. Really, I just couldn't keep my mouth shut, it wouldn't have been right. He took the gum wrapper and threw it on the train tracks..and then he took an old metro card and threw that down there too...and then a tissue. Yes this asshole was using the tracks as his own personal garbage can. Not that the tracks are pristine clean mind you BUT there was a garbage can not 5 feet behind us! All he would have had to do was turn around and take two steps and he would have been close enough to put the trash where it belongs. So, I said excuse me do you know that there's a garbage can RIGHT behind you? He turns around, still chomping on the gum, chewing like the cow that he is and shrugs his shoulders! Then he pulled out his Ipod so he could tune me out. FVCKER! The train came about 5 seconds later and of course he then turned out to be one of those individuals who feels it's necessary to push their way on to the train and block the doors for those trying to get out in the process. So when I finally made my way on the train and had to push past him because he had planted himself by the door, it gave me great pleasure to step on his foot and accidentally fall into him! The best part is that when he cried out in pain, another woman on the train said "Well if you weren't blocking the door you might not get stepped on!" Oh how I love this city! The pic to the left is of how the train tracks look - it's from this morning so it's a different station but you get the idea.



15 Comments:

At 12:50 PM, Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

That's awesome!! Your BOTS spirit leaks over to others so they can back you up.

What an assclown.

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger yllwdaisies said...

Thanks for stepping on him. I felt that I too was doing it vicariously through you! That's one of my pet peeves too. You rock!

 
At 3:49 PM, Blogger Jo said...

clearly you failed to mention that you were standing behind Pat O'Brien (our favorite entertainment correspindent!) ...gosh hope he doesn't leave a nasty message for you.

 
At 4:32 PM, Blogger Kat in da Hat said...

Oh sh!t Pook! That IS Pat O'Brien. That littering, menage a trois having, coke loving gossip hound!

 
At 5:38 PM, Blogger Joe said...

I HATE people that do that. Great job exposing him for the ass he is.

Oddly enough, when I saw the picture, I did think it was going to be about Pat O'Brien making lewd propositions on the subway platform.

 
At 6:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would have been hard not to grab the woman and give her a hug, but then again maybe not.

 
At 7:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

No way....let's spread this all over!

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger v said...

Way to take on Pat O'Brien Pookster!

Though I think that might have been Ron Jaworski (former Philadelphia Eagles QB).

 
At 9:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pook, you should have kick him in the balls while you were at it. I would feed him the the gaint rats we have in the subway thanks to a**holes like him.
carmie

 
At 9:24 PM, Blogger GetFlix said...

The shrug is priceless.

 
At 9:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, did this happen on the F line at Rockefeller Center? If so I see this asshole all the time! What a douch!

 
At 2:28 PM, Blogger SarahReznor said...

that's it Pookie - change the world one asshole at a time! i'm with you!

 
At 2:41 PM, Blogger markus said...

busted!

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger Pop Fantastic is... said...

WHat a jerk. Glad he got his comeuppance...

 
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