The Pole Hog
It is ass biting, nose-hair-freezing cold in NYC today. I left my apartment and got to the train station in record time! Nothing like 10F weather to get my ass moving. So anyway, I got to the train station and amazingly enough, a train pulls up just as I get to the platform. Not only that but this train is relatively empty - Christmas miracle? Now by relatively empty I mean all the seats were taken but there was plenty of room for people to stand. I was standing at the center pole and this bitch gets on at the next stop and she grabs onto the same pole as me. I'm just minding my own business reading my book. Next thing I know the bitch turns around and is leaning against the pole - leaning against MY HAND! It's early in the morning and my mind is still a little fuzzy, so I just try moving my hand around so she knows that she's leaning on my hand - nothing! The bitch just would NOT move. So now I say "Excuse me" and.....she doesn't even so much as glance in my direction! Now I'm really pissed. So I tap her with the hand that isn't trapped under her bulk - "EXCUSE ME". She finally turns around and I say "would you mind not leaning on my hand?" She didn't even respond!! Then I lost it. " Hello - get the fvck off my hand!" She then turns around, looks at me and says "Look I'm tired". Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize you were tired. Then by all means just lean on my hand! BITCH! Thank god at that moment a seat opened up and you know this BOTS just about killed herself beating that bitch to the seat! Normally I wouldn't care because I don't have all that far to go. She was giving me the look of death and I looked up and said "Thank god a seat opened up I'm soooo tired!" Don't fvck with a BOTS before she's had her morning coffee - BITCH!